22 years old! Thatâs 8,036 days, or 694,310,400 seconds.
Fancy a quiz?
Question 1
How many times has your heart beat approximately?
Correct!
Reason: By the age of 22, the average heart has been extraordinarily busy. A typical resting heart
rate is about 60â80 beats per minute, so letâs take a comfortable middle value of ~70 beats per
minute.
70 beats per minute â 4,200 beats per hour â 100,800 beats per day â 36.8 million beats per
year
Multiply that by 22 years and you get roughly 800 million heartbeats.
Question 2
How many kilometres have you moved (again, approximately)?
Correct!
Reason: This is a delightfully sneaky question, because while we can calculate some of the distances
youâve travelled, we canât realistically add them all together â so the only truly correct answer is
âWe will never know.â
Hereâs why: The Earth orbits the Sun at about 30 km per second. Over 22 years, that alone adds up
to roughly 21 billion kilometres.
Meanwhile, the entire Solar System is orbiting the centre of the Milky Way at around 828,000 km/h,
carrying you vastly farther still.
And the galaxy itself is moving through space⊠which is where the maths starts to resemble guesswork
scribbled on a napkin.
So while 21 billion kilometres sounds outrageously large (and it is), it still ignores several layers
of cosmic motion. The real number is so big â and so dependent on reference points â that pinning it
down precisely is basically impossible.
Question 3
How many times have you replaced your entire body?
Correct!
Reason: Who is Rose? Are you still the same person you were 22 years ago? Literally speaking, maybe
not! Your body is far less permanent than it feels. Through metabolism â the constant intake of
food, water, and air, and the equally constant shedding of waste â most of the atoms that make up
âyouâ are gradually swapped out.
Scientists estimate that a large majority of your atoms are replaced roughly every 7â10 years, though
it varies wildly by tissue:
- The atoms in the air you breathe may be gone within seconds.
- Much of the water in your body turns over in days or weeks.
- Skin renews itself about every month.
- Some cells in your bones can last years.
- A few specialised neurons may stay with you for most of your life.
Add that together over 22 years, and youâve likely gone through the equivalent of two to three
near-total atomic refreshes.
So⊠who is âyou,â really? If every physical particle has been gradually exchanged, identity clearly
isnât just about raw material. Itâs about patterns â your memories, personality, habits,
relationships, and the continuously evolving structure of your brain.
Not sure how that mightâve made you feel. Sorry about that!
Anyways...
Letâs try to do something more wholesome.
~ Timeline ~
Jon and Rose: the beginnings.
A timeline of some of our most important moments in first year.
Our first picture together
I still remember meeting you when you came into the kitchen in that hoodie. I thought to myself âWhoa!
Sheâs pretty!â And we got together five months after that... still canât believe my luck.
(Fun fact: that picture is the second time in my life Iâd worn a suit!)
Uhm⊠whatâs going on?
To this day I have absolutely no idea what possessed you and Lydia to cut Danâs hair, but I respect it.
Singing Olivia Rodrigo...
Lydia and you were absolutely vibing⊠all because I said that I liked TWO songs. And then look at me,
supporting my glorious team.
Excited to play Ticket to Ride
Look at us. Having had a nice tea, we were all so excited to play Jakubâs game. We didnât know what we
were in for.
What were you doing in that bathroom?
This is possibly the main highlight.
UhmmmmâŠ
No comment.
What kickstarted everythingâŠ
I still remember this video with a mix of disgust and pride.
And what a prank it wasâŠ
Possibly the funniest prank Iâve ever been the target (victim?) of.
Had to include all three...
Like, honestly, what is going on here.
This isnât even a key moment
It just cracks me up.
Your first visit to Bilbao!
So many things happening at the same time in a single picture.
My first Easter with your family!
I was at an absolute loss, I am pretty sure half of the things in that basket were given to me out of
pity.
When I look up to the sky⊠I see you.
I know: cheesy as fuck. But a good way of finishing up a great year.
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I love you.
You love me. (Hopefully)
But to demonstrate JUST how much, you're going to have to play a game!
Back in Butler, I had to chase you⊠but what if you had to chase me now?
(Use Arrow Keys on Desktop / Tap to start if Mobile)
Well done!
I always thought you could get me! You definitely run faster than me anyway.
Now, my coding skills are good. But theyâre not THAT good and I really want to go to bed. So weâre going
to go for a stroll down memory lane with some of our early conversations.
A haunted care home...
J
And the logical explanation is that there were ghosts there?
R
I think not. Now JonâŠdo you think that any of these old people can run? Loud
running. And we heard running upstairs. Both 18/19. We were completely responsible. 18 old
people. Just us. And I was in with Amelia my friend from school. Winter and dark. It was
like 7:30 at night.
R
Another time. And we both looked at each other terrified. And then the
handle of the door went down. And the curtain ruffled and blew a little. Windows closed (no
wind). The curtains were shut. The door was closed.
J
Come on you don't really believe that. Hahahahahahahahq
R
But 100% haunted. Iâm gonna creep myself out Iâm in a dark room now. Like
absolutely. That place was haunted.
J
Ghost. Oh ok. I'm sorry what
R
Ehhh. 100% ghost. Ghost. Dead person as youâre aware. That was awful my
lord. Cleaning diarrhoea. Literally got the worse things.
J
Urgh. Hahahahahhahaha anything else
R
It became my little job. More than once too. Damn. I look back on the things
I did there. That was fucking strange.
J
Urgh
R
Reacted đ to your message. I mean it was basically a condom.
J
I DONT KNOW WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS STARTLED
R
God thatâs disturbing. Why tf would I be putting an actual condom on an old
man đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
J
I didn't read that. A pissing device
R
Thatâs really funny hahahahah
J
Ohhhha
R
Hahahahhahahaha. Hahahahaha
J
I have water in my nose now. I was drinking when I read that
R
Scarring. Donât think Iâve mentioned that before. That just came to mind.
Did I ever tell you about the time I had to put a condom like pissing device on an old man
in the care home
The laser pointing misunderstanding
J
Rose help me. I heard a door being open, and I flashed the laser at the
kitchen door thinking it was Evelyn. And then a fucking college officer appears. And gets
flashed by the laser. đđđđ I don't think he noticed thi. Tho
R
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł you muppet. âșïžâșïž
J
Stfu.
A not-so-romantic gift?
R
I need to know what this thing is. What is the rubber band thingymajig.
J
Rose. It's so fucking stupid. Now when I tell you youre just going to be
THATS SO STUPID WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. So please, let it go?
R
Yes but what kinda thing is it.
J
If you really want to, I'll tell you what's about. But I wouldn't want to do
that.
R
I donât want to take you feel bad tho. But Iâm stressed about what it could
be.
J
There is no reason whatsoever. I repeat: ITS STUPID. I won't dw.
R
But what kinda stupid is it because the context of it is what is stressing
me out lol.
J
It's me stupid. It's like why would you do that it doesn't make any sense.
R
What kinda you stupid tho. Right. Is it some romantic thing idk how to read
u.
J
For the love of god. You're obviously stressing out.
R
Insert gorka saying âno shit Sherlockâ.
J
You guessed what my birthday present to you was going to be, I just didn't
want you to think I bought it AFTER you said it. HAPPY? Now that I think about it I see why
you'd think that lol.
R
What do you mean what birthday present? Yes I was mega stressed.
J
Now that's something I wouldn't want to tell you right. HAHAHAHAHAHA GOD.
R
No but I kinda need to know. Because idk if weâre thinking of the same
thing.
J
It's not anything crazy or rOmAnTiC. NO WE'RE NOT.
R
Because I can only think of one thing you jokingly said youâd get me. And
Jesus.
J
I actually considered it. But I decided against it.
R
Okay thank fuck.
Little panties
J
My mistake. Now it makes sense. Yes.
R
Little panties. Not little panties. It means little strips. My lord.
J
Ok now I see it.
R
no stop it. HAHAH. it wasnât even right. LITTLE PANTIES.
J
I knew it was something similar. Faja is corset. No. Oh wait. Spanish,
thanks.
R
Sorry thatâs too funny. What is your language seriously.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
J
IT'S WHAT FAJITA MEANS.
R
Thatâs one of the funniest things youâve ever said. Wtaf. Little panties.
J
đđđ
R
They actually are nice tbh.
J
Hahahahahahahahahahah
R
One moment. Still crying from the little panties comment sorry.
The Scouse Lesson
R
Get ye bally on lad plod on da way yeno da. Heavyâs good. Heavy means good.
J
Idk what heavy means. Hahahahaha.
R
Thatâs heavy that. Would be like. Thatâs good that.
J
Oh ok. I was like wtf. Hahahah.
R
Hahahahahah. I wasnât calling you heavy. Please no.
J
Like do you say my man or me man? Do you not have that thing from the great
vowel shift.
R
Evy la yeno da. Plod gon reach u ye myman.
J
Did you just called me heavy.
R
Get ye bally on lad plod on da way yeno da.
J
Except for plod and bally which I had to look up, I understood everything.
Plod police and bally some kind of mask right. Or am I getting this completely wrong. That'd
be funny.
R
My man is more scouse. Accurate. Thatâs correct hahaha. A Bally is a
balaclava. What robbers wear.
J
Wtf hahahahahahah. Huh that's interesting.
R
Yep hahahahaha. Some scouse scallies wear ballys and ride dirtbikes.
Military Intelligence: Section 5
R
MI5 were out for you. It was like someone had murdered someone. At first
like they were quite indentse hahahaha. Iâve diffused them a bit. No.
J
âșïž
R
Thatâs okay. And they were like we will be.
J
Probably for the best for now hahahaha.
R
You got to be nice about this one because I do really like him. Boys. But I
did say. Not yet. Not yet no hahahaha. Ava was finding it amusing.
J
Oh they don't know my name hahahahah.
R
Gonna let this one marinate boys. I was like nope. Who is it. Mario? Is it
Alejandro. Tell us his name. Rose whatâs his name. They kept saying things like.
J
I'd probably would've done the same thing hahahahaha. But let's be honest.
Damn right I hate that. That was fast. Back home already??
R
lol made me giggle because you wouldâve been like wtf. Sorry. But they kept
pulling up the Mexicans from camp and thinking it was you because you u weâre Spanish
hahahahahahaha. Youâre gonna hate this. The boys were in full stalk mode. Are we both
following us both properly.
J
Hahahahahahahhaa.
R
They were looking at my Mexican camp mates lol.
J
Is that the stereotypical Spanish name or what. đ Alejandro.